I must submit to suburbia...

So I’ve decided, after much research, that the main blogger is the female, English major, computer husband, ex society reject clinging to the idea that they are not the typical suburban housewife. When in reality, they’re Suzy homemakers with hidden tattoos and secret desires to have purple hair again who can make a mean soufflé and scrapbook just about anything but don't because they never have time, as we're procrastinators also. Sadly, this is me. I feel that I owe it to the world to become more in touch with my fellow bloggers and begin to truly understand what it means to find the cure for “suburbiaitis."
See http://www.dooce.com/
http://www.misszoot.com/index.php
http://www.rockstarmommy.com/index.php

I’m afraid though….I don’t want kids, but does this mean I have to have a child to fit in? Oh dear… What if I just get a dog? Would a dog work? I'd just forget to feed it. I don't know how the fish have survived this long. uhg