Movies and Makeouts

Friday night after work my husband and I ventured out to a drive-in theater we'd heard about in Boaz, AL. I had packed us up a picnic dinner with sandwhiches, veggies chips, wine, and leftover brownies. It was great. We watched the new Pixar movie Cars. Cute little movie if you haven't seen it. I would recommend it to everyone, little kids or not. I would especially recommend the sex scene right in the middle of the movie. It was HOT!

What's that you say? "No sex scenes in Pixar movies!"

Well, there's a trick to it you see.

First you have to be drinking a bottle glass of wine while watching the movie very intently during the cat and mouse driving scene between the Racecar and the Porshe. Next you have to turn the volume wayyyyyyyyyyy up so you can hear their wonderful engines purring. Then you have to accidentally lay your hand on the "play" button on your steering wheel. This of course turns the cd in your car stero on, which happened to be Secret Machines, the last song on the albumn. (For those of you who don't know, which you should, it is a ballad about a 'whore' type girl with the majority of the first of the song being lyrical.) If you time it just right the music picks up speed right about the time the two cars sneak off into a garage and start tapping each other on their bumpers.

It was at this point that my husband and I looked at each other and said, "Bow Chicka Wow Wow."

Then as we were laughing at the naughty bits in Cars, we realized how stupid we were, quickly turned the cd off and sunk down in our car seats so the cars, which are exactly one foot away from us couldn't see our embarrassment.

It was at least another half hour before we stopped laughing. I mean, it's Pixar folks, how could we have been so dumb as to think they put a sex scene in their movie.

I'd like to suggest that they do though, because it was HOTT!